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Thirty Crazy Cautions To Tell Your Kids

All parents give their children guidelines about what they can and can't do.Yet a large amount of time is spent trying to keep children out of dangerous situations.Even so, many of the predicaments kids get themselves into can have a parent shaking their noggin and saying, "i never imagined they should have to be told that!" so we have provided you a list of safety tips to watch for that you never thought you would have to give to your children.This list is meant to be fun and amusing, but it is also to raise your awareness about child safety.Each of the items on this list really happened to a child somewhere in the world.So here are some things that you might want to consider telling your kids without delay: wearing a cape does not mean that you can really fly.When you see a screwdriver, don't stick in in your eye and then shove it into you brain.It's not safe (or sanitary) to play in the toilet.It's probably best not to spray the liquid in cleaning bottles into your mouth or eyes.It isn't safe to use the shelves in your house like rock climbing walls.Never wrap bungee cords around your neck.Always be safe and check to see how deep the water is before you jump in.Don't push your toddler sister (who can't swim) into the water.Don't try to sprint around the house while your in daddy's shoes.The inside of a washing machine or dryer is not a play area.Don't eat rat poison.It is not safe to eat magnets or batteries or put them in your mouth.Don't eat mushrooms you find growing outside.Don't eat strange things you find on the ground.Don't eat jagged metal objects.Don't eat dog feces, no matter how much it may look like a chocolate bar.It is not.As a matter of fact, do not eat anything unless i personally tell you it is ok to eat.Do not shoot your sister with a bb gun, no matter how much she annoys you.Don't put rocks, sand or pebbles into your ears.Don't shove pencils, nails, or screwdrivers up your nose.Don't insert objects into your other body cavities, either.Rattlesnakes are not for playing with, and if you're not sure what type of snake it is, don't pick it up.Mommy doesn't want to hold the spider you found, either.Don't feed your candy to the baby.He may choke.Don't play in the trunks of cars or lock yourself in any other tight air-sealed places.Putting plastic bags over your head or climbing inside dry-cleaning pouches is a bad idea.If you have sharp objects in your hand, it's not a good idea to run.Just because it is brightly colored does not mean it is safe to eat or drink.Don't ever assume that a gun you find somewhere is a toy.Don't throw heavy items over the balcony in your house or from other high places, even if your playmate insists he's ready to catch it.We hope you enjoyed this list of items that you never thought you would have to tell you kids.Over the next few days, you might want to pick a few of these items to go over with your kids.If you assume they already know them, you might be one of the parents who finds out the hard way they didn't.

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